2. Heading to reasonable price heels stores whilst you stare at the window of Manolo Blahnik from 10m away, telling yourself you will get there someday. SOMEDAY.
3. Here we come, somewhere you can afford...so, you gotta walk into the store like a diva.
4. TIMMMMEE TO SHOPPPP.
5. You walk around the shop like Macklemore. #tooexcited
6. And you just want everything in the store. literally everything.
7. You tell yourself you need everything in the store because it is true. and you know it.
9. Then you realise your tiny wallet can't afford that.
9. You realise you have to put down 10 pairs you were holding, and walk away from the store before you start crying.
10. BUT WAIT A SEC.
11. When you are about to leave the store, you find your soulmate, star-crossed lover, "the one" you have been waiting for.
12. You just have to get them because they are yours now. It is meant to be.
13. Okay okay you grabbed your pairs, and maybe a few or more but whatever. You are tired from walking around and crying by this time. Let's just pay.
14. And now you are proud of it. Just one pair or two, or three but at least not ten pairs. Time to go home soldier.
but you know there's something called online shopping and you will end up buying the shoes you didn't buy at the store.
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